I don´t even know how to translate this: "Ewan McGregor and Benedict Cumberbatch are casted as milk rolls and sport strange hairstyles." (via semioticsofdeduction)
What manner of hair game is this.
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
And then we have Germany where the Deutsche Bahn (basically the only train company here) is suprised by winter EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR. and completely collapses.
updates on pirate business:
we have a fucking ship now, which i can’t show you because the director is being secretive (all the more surprises for you later, m’dears)
we have the prettiest actors and actresses in the universe and they’ll be wearing wonderful pirate clothes
i’ve been getting started on concept art, maybe i’ll share that later. basically just hot pirates being hot.
we’re gonna have an actual soundtrack, like with instruments and stuff. which is a real achievement for no budget. epic tunes for sailing the seven seas (but mainly the north sea). i am so pumped, people.
now give us all your money.
novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse
but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry
and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.
You have no idea how much this statement means to me.
Random question to our German followers (or any other visitors):
Who goes to the Bookfair in Leipzig this year? We’ll be there for sure!
Is there gonna be a meet up again? Cause I am definitely going and would love to see everyone (and more) again!
saturday, 12 o’clock, same place as last time. see you there :)
How to make a friend - psychopath edition: Annoy. Stalk. Feed. Incarcerate.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
How did we not see it
I KNOW OMFG, is perfect
Maybe Gossip Girl?
that’s a great idea, thanks!!
so i’m writing a term paper about the depiction of the shopping experience in audiovisual media and i really really need some more shopping montages
anyone got any suggestions? i mean apart from mean girls and pretty woman?
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
Oscar Nominee Lupita Nyong’o Speech on Black Beauty Essence Magazine Black Women In Hollywood Award (by www.jaxsprats.com)
"The seduction of inadequacy." Watch this if for no other reason than to hear that beautiful phrase in its context.