ASK12:AOS kirk bones spock dancing Hula
i’d rather not hear him say
"guten tag ich bin der derek"
imagine him doing a Bavarian accent
or worse, Sächsisch
forever laughing about this. where is my german TW dub/parodie? omg
HErrschaftzeitennochamoi, wer hats moi Familie ozündelt?
I’m peeing, omg
Great. I snorted red wine all over my keyboard.
Pushing Daisies AU: After Ned’s power is discovered, he is caught, taken away, and experimented on [based on]Ever since I was a kid, I’d have this dream where somebody would find out what I could do. It starts off with lots of ice cream and balloons and ends with a small white room where little bits are cut out of me until there’s nothing left to cut.
whEN DID THIS HAPPEN NO ONE TOLD ME?
Harley is so majestic even when he’s walking this is borderline ridiculous look at this noble motherfucker.
What the fUCK those HOOVES
His hooves are terrifying to pick out, like you just never know what’s gonna come out, maybe five pounds of mud and horse shit, perhaps a few grasshoppers and a live mouse or two, the entire country of Russia…
You just never know man.
The entire country of Russia
I drift sometimes when I’ve had a few, that’s why I like to drink alone, one of the reasons anyway.
The first and last time Mako Mori sees Stacker Pentecost. Both times she has tears running down her cheeks, but the emotions are very different.
here’s the rudest gifset on the Internet
Days of nothing. That’s what it’s like, you work cases. Days like lost dogs. Goes on like that. You know the job. You’re looking for narrative, interrogate witnesses. Parcel evidence, establish a timeline, and build a story day after day.
He’s not a person anymore. No, he stopped being a person when he took our daughters.
"You know the most important thing your granddad ever taught me? Hmm? Be ready. Hurricane, flood, whatever it ends up being. No more food gets delivered to the grocery store, gas stations dry up. People just turn on each other, and uh, all of a sudden all that stands between you and being dead is you."
365Films » Prisoners (2013) - [95/365]"Tell me what you’re drawing."